novembre 18, 2003

Bothered and Bewildered

Dear Guidance Counselor,

I just wanted to thank you for helping me out today. Before our meeting, I had so many questions about transferring to a UC. I felt so bewildered, so uninformed. But not anymore!

Today, you informed me (in so many words) that I basically have no chance ever of transferring to a UC before the the year 2005. You helped me see how scholastically incompetent I really am, and how many years of my life and thousands of dollars I've wasted at an unaccredited art college.

Now that I know how many units of complete bullshit I have to undergo before even being considered eligible to transfer to a 4-year college, I have lost all confidence and interest in ever playing your ridiculous bureaucratic game. The only thing keeping me interested now is proving you wrong.

So thanks again, Rigo, or whatever the hell your half-assed guidance counselor name is, for giving me the real incentive to get my act together and transfer. Your discouraging comments, your dull intellect (Arnold is no longer the governor-elect. He was sworn in already, you moron!) and your occasional mid-conversation glances at my chest have really inspired me. They've inspired me to get the fuck out of San Diego City College!

Sincerely Yours,

P.S. Your handwriting sucks too.

Posted by robyn at novembre 18, 2003 11:27 PM

Hey Ro,
If you interested in contacting you're friend his full name is :

Rigo Reyes

and his email is


Ah what a a phone call and social engineering can get you. =)

Posted by: gene at novembre 19, 2003 11:25 AM

Oh or you can with

Rodrigo Reyes
International Student Advisor
Counseling Office
Telephone: (619) 388-3357
Fax: (619) 388-3505

Posted by: gene at novembre 19, 2003 11:26 AM

eat his balls with a spoon!


Posted by: michele at novembre 19, 2003 11:35 AM

Make HIM eat his balls with a spoon!

...not sorry at all.

Posted by: dianna at novembre 19, 2003 11:38 AM

Dear Robyn,

I hope I wasn't too discuraging at our meetign. I know that once your through with your requirements, youll be able to bounce back and make a clean breast of it at at UC. I think youll find UC classes difficult but titillating. Youve just got to nipple those artistic distractions in the butt!


Posted by: didofoot at novembre 19, 2003 12:47 PM

You guys are great...

And thanks, Gene, for the info. I have his email address, cause I'm supposed to hear from him about some other stuff...but come to think of it, I think I would benefit much more from just busting his balls (Or eating them. Or making him eat them. Or busting, then eating with spoon, then spitting out, then making him eat them with spoon. Yeah.)

Posted by: robyn at novembre 19, 2003 03:15 PM